Roleplay Gone Wrong [Jaguar; Roleplaying, Chasing, Lewd]: Pampered cats can have wild streaks, too. Anon learns this the hard way by indulging his girlfriend's secret kink. >Anon and Chel >A little beyond just friends >You found her on the “Junglr” app and it became much more than a casual hookup >She’s a large, gorgeous Jaguar with a flawless pelt, perfectly designed rosettes, jeweled eyes, and the cutest swishing tail you’ve ever seen >Though she has the exterior of a wildcat, she’s a total city girl and 100% creature of comfort >She loves her upside down, nonfat caramel macchiato >She hates being anywhere without air conditioning >And she gets a little pouty when leaving trivial things at home >But you’ve always felt Chel wishes she could learn to tolerate a more rugged, “natural” lifestyle >She’s always excited to go to museums and see the primal world >She watches geographical documentaries more than anything else (except maybe cheesy action flicks) >And you’ve caught her a few times skulking around like a wild beast >She comes to you one day with her phone in hand, squealing like a newborn kitten >”My aunt and uncle are going on a trip for a week,” she says excitedly, “and they want me to do some house sitting for them while they’re gone!” >You’ve only heard stories of the opulent jaguars, most of them involving their giant, almost-mansion-sized home >It almost seems a little too big of a responsibility for a girl who would rather smell the flowers than water them >”Anon, would you come house sit with me?” Chel says >Alone in a fancy house with your girlfriend? >How can you say no? >Her aunt and uncle aren’t even at the airport yet before Chel drags you over to their place with several nights’ worth of clothes and supplies >”I used to love running around and hiding in the rooms here,” she says >You can see why >She rattles off the list of the various bedrooms, studies, dens, and even a full greenhouse crammed into it >She takes you on a tour of the house, and even then you feel like you haven’t seen everything >All the while she acts as though she’s going to quiz you on what she shows you >And bouncing around on her toe pads the whole time >You’re helping yourself to the food from the fridge when Chel approaches you with a cardboard box >”A-anon,” she says nervously. “We’ve been dating for a little while now, and I was wondering if you would, ah…” >Her ears fold back as if she’s afraid of the answer she already expects >”…Would do some roleplay with me?” >She’s not kidding around here >But it’s not easy to ever refuse your adorable jaguar, and you decide to give it a shot >Speaking of shots, your eardrums are almost blown out by her enthusiastic scream >She opens the box and tosses you a pile of clothes >It’s an embarrassing set of khaki shorts and shirt, topped off with a scratched pith helmet >”I got them from a friend who does safari tours,” Chel says. “Go put them on in the bathroom!” >Well, you certainly have your pick of them around the house >The outfit is a little small and you look ridiculous >But it’s what she wants, and at least you’re not in public >Though it’s unfair how dorky you’re dressed when you return to the kitchen and see HER outfit >Or more specifically, the lack of an outfit >She has a petite, tattered loincloth tied around her curves, and a simple band of leader wrapped around her breasts that makes them spill out top and bottom >She saunters over to you, running a claw down your chest >”Poor Anon,” she says. “Lost in the jungle with no gun, no radio, and no way to get back home. And he’s being stalked by a dangerous predator…” >You’re actually pretty shocked by the drastic tonal shift of her voice >”I promise I’m not going to eat you,” she says, “but…” >She squats into a four-legged stance >”You’re going to want to use the head start I’ve giving you. One, two…” >You back away slowly, and then dash out of the kitchen >Even with the previous tour of the house you quickly get lost >There are a few rooms with multiple entrances, and you try to keep them in mind for easy getaways >But you hit a dead end when you reach a large study >The place is decorated with potted plants, giant wooden masks, and elaborate silken rugs >It’s also one of many rooms to be connected to the house’s music system >It’s soon filled with beating tribal drums and the stock sound effect of a wildcat snarl from pretty much every movie ever >You would normally find it cheesy, but something about the predicament makes it unnerving >You consider trying to barricade the door, but any heavy noise might give you away >So you just wait, silently >Keeping an eye on the closed door >But not the dumbwaiter >You spot Chel climbing out of the chute a little too late, her approach suppressed by the din of the jungle audio >It’s not the Chel you know >What you see is vicious beast, murderous intent in her eyes >You call out to her, hoping to at least see some kind of smirk or other acknowledgement >But her mind is gone, and she lets out a savage roar >And to make matters worse, you never established a safeword >She lunges at you with claws exposed >You duck behind the curtains and manage to tangle her up with them just long enough to make your escape >Down the halls you sprint, retracing your steps through the dual-entry rooms and slamming the doors behind you >The lock clicks moments before you hear intense scratching >Several times she cuts you off, even tearing open your shirt as she swipes for you, but often overshoots her pounce and opens a chance to slip by >It’s a miracle your pith helmet stayed on as long as it has, because you have to toss it in an attempt to buy yourself time >You feel momentary guilt as it sails at her >You don’t actually want to hurt her >But she just bats it out of the air without slowing down >Shouting her name has no effect whatsoever >You don’t know if it’s your luck or Chel’s desire to prolong the hunt that lets you gain some distance, but eventually you wander into the greenhouse >Thick foliage, dirt paths, and the ambience of fake bird chirps are everywhere >The last place you want to be in with a hungry predator behind you >It’s her element, and she knows the place far better than you do >You creep through the rows of flora, checking over your shoulder with every step >Shit, another dead end >But there’s a long hose with a powerful spray nozzle at the end >It probably won’t repel her, but maybe it’ll snap her out of her bloodlust >You keep the nozzle at the ready, at the full blast setting, scanning the leaves for motion >And then you spot her, gliding behind the thick brush >You spray a deluge at her, powerful enough to rip blades off the plants and give you a full view at your target >It’s just a cart with fertilizer on it >Clever girl >It’s all over as the jaguar tackles you to the dirt, your limbs pinned down by her full weight >That’s not [Cat’s] tender face >Those are not [Cat’s] caring eyes >And that’s not [Cat’s] graceful voice that speaks to you >”Remember, Anon,” she growls, “when I promised not to eat you?” >That’s right, she did! >She leans over and whispers into your ear >”I lied” >Drool is pooling from her mouth >She pulls her head back, fangs barred >And then she strikes >You close your eyes, hoping she’ll make it a quick, merciful kill >But instead of ripping open your jugular Chel seals her lips over the flesh of your neck >Her tongue dances sloppily over your skin, and her teeth are never used for more than delicate nibbles >She switches between vacuum-like sucking and blowing her hot breath over you >She’s so vigorous about it that she even makes a few raspberry noises >You can’t help but laugh >She then moves down to your exposed chest and licks it with her rough tongue in broad strokes >”I’m eating you,” Chel purrs triumphantly >She gently tugs at your nipples, and then resumes licking down to your navel >Eventually she pivots over you and unzips your shorts >You get a full view of her rump right over your face >She’s not wearing anything under that loincloth >”And now for the meaty part…” >Without the threat of imminent death, your leftover adrenaline pumps into your erection >The jaguar wastes no time fellating you, making it extra sensitive with that coarse tongue of hers >You squeeze the base of her tail and dive into her jungle flower, lapping at her own arousal >Your indulgence in her fantasy made her pretty horny, so in the race to induce orgasm you already have a commanding lead >Chel whines in defeat as she climaxes early, dropping her backside entirely onto your face >She still manages to coax a load from you, drinking it all in >She scoots a bit forward to give you some air, and you inhale all the smells of the greenhouse mixed with her own aroma >”T-thank you, Anon,” she pants >You’re both still in your costumes as you refuel back in the kitchen >”We’re going to have to clean up this mess eventually,” Chel sighs >She’s talking both about your dirt-covered bodies and all the furniture you knocked over in the scuffle >You excuse yourself to freshen up a bit in one of the many bathrooms >”You don’t need to get TOO clean,” she says. “There are plenty of showers in the jungle…” >She’s obviously not ready to stop roleplaying just yet >But she lets you at least wash your hands from the grime, sweat, and juices >When you return back to the kitchen, Chel is gone >Oh no, not again >You tense up and guard yourself, but in the stillness you hear distant meowing >You follow the cries to the den >Chel had emptied of all the stuff in a large curio cabinet, and was now locked behind the elegant lattice doors >She has a collar on with a cord dangling from it, her claws grasping at the woodwork >”Oh no,” she feigns, “caged by the cunning hunter Anon. What will become of me?” >It’s going to be a long, interesting week