>You're anon >Stuck in community college for some business degree >It's dull, but not terrible >Even got your own apartment last year >You kill the time how you can >Even if it means browsing those 'WOLFED' threads on your Albanian recipe board >You know it's weird, especially when your best friend is a wolf >But it's not that weird, she was your friend before you even knew they existed >Or does that make it worse? >You could go around in circles trying to justify yourself for hours >You always come to the same conclusion >Doesn't matter, you're just friends >You've finished up class for today, on your way home now >Having another argument with yourself over whether or not you're a creep >You sigh in defeat as you fiddle with the lock to your apartment >The door swings open, and you're blindsided by a wall of fur "Anon!" >That's Annette, your best friend >The wolfess squeezes you in a hug, and you swear you can hear your ribs creak "Hey Annette, good to see you." >You manage to speak, and that satisfies her >Annette lets you drop to the ground >A voice calls from deeper within your apartment "You gotta tell your girlfriend to stop breaking in." >That's Geoff, your roommate >He's a jackass, in the metaphorical, and literal sense. A donkey "Annette's not my girlfriend Geoff. And you were there when I gave her a key." >Geoff appears down the hallway, shrugging as he walks past you and Annette "Whatever you say man. My half of the rent is on the counter." >And then he's gone, off to class. >Leaving you and Annette in the apartment >You lead the way back to your bedroom >It's small, but Annette likes to call it 'cozy' >To make you feel better, you think "So how was class Anon? Learn anything fun?" >You scoff as you flop onto your bed "Bullshit psych class. I learned nothing." >Gotta love degree requirements. "How 'bout you Annie? Are you saving lives yet?" >She brightens, sitting on the bed next to you "Not yet, but I got the outline for my big project! I'm doing tension pneumothorax! I already have a plan for the video I'm gonna do, and I talked to a nurse..." >Annette goes on about her big project for her trauma class >You don't understand most of the bigger words, but you're more than happy to listen >She's always so happy to talk about the many ways a body can get fucked up >And how to fix it >You give a few token responses, even trying to ask a relevant question >Every time you do, Annette flashes you her big cheery grin >It's kind of amazing she ever bothered with you >It's like the social butterfly, and the antisocial moth "Oh, hey Anon, I got some homework I gotta do, mind if I use your computer?" >Her question snaps you out of your musings, and you sit up on the bed "Huh? Oh, yeah, go for it. Toss me my book while you're over there." >Annette fixes you with another of her chest breaking hugs "Thanks Anon! You're the best." >She does this every time you do the slightest thing >It'd be annoying if she wasn't so happy all the damn time >Anette jumps off your bed >It's only a half step for her to cross over to your desk and pull open your laptop >While she's at it, she tosses you your book >A worn out copy of the entirety of The Lord of the Rings >This is your three-hundredth read through of the thing >It makes you happy >You're settling in to start reading when Annette makes a soft squeaking sound >You look up "Annie? You alright there?" "Huh? Oh, yeah. I'm fine Anon, I just uh, was checking my grades. I got a B on my last quiz." "You got a B? Horse shit, lemme see." >You jump up, but Annette turns, blocking the screen "Really Anon, it's nothing." "Oh, I get it. Don't want me to see you doing bad?" >You smirk, trying to show you're joking >Annette laughs it off "That's it. Just lemme get to work." >You shrug and drop back on the bed >Not that it mattered >One B wouldn't hurt her perfect grades >The afternoon passes, Annette fiddling with your computer while you read your book >A comfortable silence fills the room and you lay back on the bed again >Eventually you hear the click of your laptop closing >You look over to see Annette standing >Something's up >She looks nervous "A-Anon?" "Yeah Annette? Are you okay?" >She makes that same squeaking noise before going for the door "Imfinegottagobye!" >She's gone before you can stand up to follow her >The front door is shut and locked by the time you get there >You sometimes forget how fast Annette can be >Oh well, you'll see her friday for her play >She had a small part in some comedy about a restaurant >She got you two free tickets "In case there's someone you wanted to bring." >She had said >You return to your laptop, with homework of your own you'd been putting off >You open it up, and the screen powers on >Revealing the WOLFED thread you'd been shitposting in the night before >Holy >Fucking >Shit >You stare at the scree, mouth hanging open >Annette definitely saw it >She probably read the whole thing >Even your stupid post lamenting that there was no big wolf girl that would hunt you down >Oh my god you're a fucking weirdo, and a creep, and an asshole >You didn't even think of her that way, but now she'll think you do >You're about to lose your only friend because you're a freak >Fucking fuck >The rest of the week passes like a dream >Annette doesn't text, she doesn't call, she doesn't ambush you at your front door >Geoff picked up on your daze on Thursday "So Annette finally told you huh?" >He leaned on your doorway, munching on an apple in a way he knew you hated >Jackass "Tell me what?" >Geoff gives a braying laugh "So she didn't tell you." "Didn't tell me what? What are you tallking about?" >Geoff just turned and walked down to his room "Humans man..." >Friday comes around >No class on Fridays >Just the play >You show up, alone like you planned, and sit in the back, in the darkest corner you can find >All you can remember is when Annette's on stage >She's good >The show ends, and the lights come up, you're moving to make a hasty exit >You glance up at the stage as the actors bow, and Annette is staring right at you >You freeze, unsure of what to do for several seconds >You duck your head and run for the exit >You make it pretty far, all things considered >All the way to the arts building lobby >Your hand is on the door when you're blindsided by a wall of fur "Anon! You made it!" >Annette picks you up off your feet with this hug >She's hugging extra hard this time, you can hardly breath "Annie...crushing me..." >You're dropped to the ground, but Annette still holds you close >You feel her take a deep breath as she leans her head down against your shoulder "Uh...Annette?" >Letting you go, she grins, back to her usual cheerful self it seems "I'm so glad to see you Anon. It's been a long week." >You nod, unsure what to say to her "Listen, Annette, when you were over the other day--" >Anette grabs your hand, and starts dragging you outside. "There's gonna be an afterparty at my place. You have to come!" "Your place?" >You had never been, Annette always just invited herself over to yours >Annette drags you out into the night >Once you're on the street she lets go of your hand, only to put an arm around your shoulder >That's new "It'll be great, you can meet all my theater friends, and I made a cake..." >But she's talking like she used to >Maybe you're lucky, she decided to pretend it never happened >Maybe things are back to normal >Annette seems to be taking the long way, leading you across campus >Not that you mind, you're happy to have your friend back >She seems more talkative than normal, every once and a while she stops talking just to catch her breath >She's even huffing a little, taking long breaths in >Probably nothing >As you're crossing through the park, Annette stops, looking down to you "Oh gosh, Anon, I'm so sorry! I was so excited you've barely said a thing! How are you doing?" >You offer a grin "It's fine. I'm doing good Annie. I'm glad that you've--" "And how's that big wolf girl you're dreaming about?" >Annette is staring at you >Like she wants to tear you to shreds "Annie, wait, hang on--" >She grabs you, and forces her mouth against yours in a rough kiss >Breaking it, she pants "Now run, little human boy. Or you'll be eaten alive." >Despite Annette's instruction, you're frozen to the spot >Her gaze is fixed on you >You could honestly believe she was about to kill and eat you >This must be what deer feel like when they cross a busy street >Annette barks >Honest to god barks "Go!" >That's all it takes >You turn and sprint into the park >You make it thirty feet, and turn to check on Annette >She's watching, crouched low like a sprinter at the starting line >But she springs up, pointing past you "Anon!" >You turn, just in time to run face first into a tree >Fucking ow >You bounce, falling back onto your ass >Immediately blood starts gushing from your nose >Annette is beside you in a flash, her mouth running a mile a minutes "OhgodAnonImsosorryareyouokayyourebleedingholdstillletmetakealook!" >Annette looks you over as you try to hold by the flood from your nostrils >Every time you touch your nose it causes a wave of pain >You think you just broke your nose >Annette whines as she help you to your feet "I'm sorry. I'm sorry Anon." >You try to wave her off, but you stumble a little as you stand >Despite your best efforts, you fail to keep your blood from dripping on Annette >You frown as the white fur on her arms stains red "I'm okay Annie. I'm fine. I think the clinic is still open." >Annette doesn't remove herself from you the entire walk there >Arm around you, stopping to check the bleeding every ten steps >All the while apologizing like her life depends on it "Look, Annie, I'll be fine. I'm just in a lot of pain." >You smile to try and reassure her >Blood dribbles into your mouth and you cough >This just sets off another round of apologies from Annette >It's a relief to make it to the clinic - >Annette is waiting for you in the lobby when the doctor lets you out >She hugs you again, much gentler this time "Heya Annie." >Your voice is nasally, the doctor plugged up your nose with gauze >Annette pulls out of the hug, looking down at you "Are you alright? What did he say?" "Just a broken nose. Not even a bad one. Gotta ice it, and not touch it. How does it look?" >Annette chews her lip "Uh...it's uh, not great." >You figured as much >Not like you were getting any prettier "I think I'm gonna head home and lay down. You have fun at your party." >You kind of want to put this night behind you >You're sure Annette does too >The kiss was nice though >Annette grabs your hand "I'm staying with you. This is my fault." >Your head is throbbing, your face hurts, and you're still a little mad about all this >But you can't say no when she's giving you the puppy-dog eyes "Alright. Let's just go." >You step out of the clinic, with she-wolf in tow - >The walk home is quiet >Annette follows behind you, not speaking >You don't feel the need to break the silence >Especially with your headache >You make it home without a word passed between you "Yo Geoff?" >You call into the empty apartment >Must be at one of his night classes >Lucky you >Annette is still silent when the pair of you step into your bedroom >You flick on the lights and drop down onto the bed >Looking up at Annette, you see the fur on her face wet with tears "Annie, what's wrong?" >She drops down onto the bed next to you, wilting into your arms as she starts crying "I'm such an idiot. So stupid." >You hug her close, trying to comfort her as best you can "It's alright Annie. I've gotcha." >Annette continues to cry on your shoulder as you hold her "I'm not mad Annie. I'm really not. I wasn't looking where I was going." >She sniffles, pulling back to look at you, big blue eyes still watery "Y-you mean it Anon? You're sure you're okay?" >You nod "Just a broken nose. I've had worse." >You laugh, and then instantly regret it "Ugh. Ow." >Annette wraps around you again, whining in sympathy "I was so dumb, listening to their advice..." >Oh god, she didn't "Annie, whose advice did you listen to?" "On your website. I asked how I should 'w-wolf' you." "The people on that site are morons Annie. I'm surprised they didn't tell you to pin me down the moment you saw me." "They did. A lot of them did." >You're not shocked by this revalation >You can't help but laugh >Annette joins you, giggling a little "There. Feeling better?" "Mm-hmm." >You sigh in relief >You're not even mad anymore >Annette just has that effect on you >There's just one last piece of unfinished business "So you were really gonna jump my bones, huh?" >You feel Annette stiffen in your arms "Uh..." "It's alright Annie. But you could have just talked to me, you know." >Annette starts to relax, pulling back to look you in the eye "Anon, I really, really like you. Like that?" "Perfect." >You lean in and kiss her >It's a little clumsy, and you taste like old blood >Annette squeezes you like she usually does >Her embrace keeps the kiss going, Annette opens her mouth to force her tongue into your own mouth >Your tongues slide over eachother for a brief, heavenly moment before Annette pulls back "You know what this means, Anon?" >You catch your breath, cocking your head "What?" >Annette giggles "You've been wolfed."