Apartment in Heat >just moved across the country for a new job >left the girlfriend at home to finish packing and moving out, I had to arrive early to start work >we decided that it would be a good idea to save up as much as possible so we could afford a home in our new city, so we rented an apartment in the "bad" part of town >well, not bad per se, but not entirely human. Plenty of people are still pretty prejudiced, but it means the rent here is great so I'm not complaining too much >The apartment is in an old brick building, only a few stories tall and in good condition all things considered. >I enter and see a bear of a man - quite literally - slumped against the wall waiting for me >As I enter he stands tall and approaches, paw outstretched for a handshake >"Hello, new friend, I am landlord Alexei! Velcome to new home! I hev key right here." >He looks around expectantly and his smile begins to fade >"vait, you said it vas two, you and girlfriend, is wrong?" >"Oh, sorry, I must've forgot to mention. She's still across the country getting everything ready for the move. I had to come early for my job." >Alexei frowns deeply >"Is...is that a problem?" >"No, is no problem, except...Ve hev girls here who live alone and are in that time of year." >I don't understand what he means and the look on my face must make that plain >"Heat, my friend, heat. If you hev girlfriend here she has scent on you and is no trouble, but if you are alone..." >Alexei holds his finger up to say "one moment" and disappears into a small room that looks to be a storage closet of some kind >When he returns he's carrying a spray bottle with what looks like a large green apple on it >"Here, I give this to you. You spray around door every day. EVERY day. No trouble. I must go now, wife does not like me to be at property for long time." >He shoves the bottle and key into my hands and quickly walks out the door, shouting "GOOD LUCK MY FRIEND" -------------------------------------- >clutching the spray Alexei gave me, I walk up the stairs to the second floor where my apartment is >this being a rather small building there appear to only be four apartments per floor, two on each side >Almost the instant I step up onto the floor a small bang emanates from one of the doors and it soon flies open >"NEW PERSON!?" I hear an obviously excited and high pitched voice shout >A head pokes out of the door and looks about frantically before spotting me >My new neighbor squeals in delight as she bolts out the door to greet me...and smell me >She's about 5'1" with distinct orange and peach markings, a stocky build, and breasts much too big for her stature. With her thick white eyebrows and dopey smile she reminds me of the shiba my family owned when I was a child >"Hi! Hi! Hi!" she repeats as she continues to invade my personal space with her snout >I barely hear another door open before a cold authoritative voice shouts "Steph! Down girl!" >A big red ball goes whizzing through the air above my head attracting Steph's attention before making it's way down the stairs with her in hot pursuit. >I turn to thank my savior, a feline about my height with black glossy fur from head to toe, long black hair tied in a ponytail, and a condescending smirk on her face. In contrast to Stephanie's stocky and stacked build, this girl is lithe and petite. >"Welcome to the neighborhood, new guy. That big ball of sweet and stupid you just ran into is Stephanie. She's a nice girl, I'm sure you'll like her. Me on the other hand? I'm not so nice." >She chuckles to herself, seemingly very satisfied with how that came across >"I see you've got some fun-killing spray there. Got a girlfriend? A wife? She's not too smart to let you come here all by your lonesome." >"A-a girlfriend" I manage to stammer out as she sashays closer, flicking her tail around me ----------------------------------- >"Well, I'm sure she's a very lucky woman" she says placing a hand on my shoulder >"Now, you should probably hide away in your room before our neighbors return." >"Uh..yeah, thanks..." I say as I reach for my keys >wait, where are they? I could've sworn I just had them >"Looking for these?" the cat says with a grin creeping across her face, twirling the keys around her finger >"I don't really need to use keys to get where I want, so you can have them back." >she tosses the keys to me and turns, running her tail along my chest and then my chin >"Just be careful I don't steal you away too - I'm Misty by the way. If you ever nee-" >mid-sentence Misty's interrupted by a loud howl from the remaining occupied apartment. >her eyes go wide and she quickly shouts "OKGOTTAGOBYE" before shooting into her room with a speed I didn't know was possible. ------------------------------------ >taking my cue from Misty I try to quickly unlock my apartment, I'm not sure I want to know what made that howl that scared her so badly >I hear heavy footsteps moving towards the remaining door as I desperately fumble with the keys in growing panic >before I can get the damned things in the lock the door behind me flies open and a huge shadow overtakes me >"I smell fresh meat!" a husky booming voice cries >A huge grey-furred hand grabs my shoulder and spins me around to come face-to-chest with a massive wild-looking wolfess >she leans onto my door, her powerful muscular six-foot-something frame looming over me as she leans in to get a good whiff of me >due to the size difference this also nearly presses my face into her chest >"Mmmm, you smell delicious little man. I could just eat. You. Up." >With this she snaps her jaws just inches from my face, causing me to flinch >"Hahaha, I love the timid ones. I think you and I are going to have a lot of fun." >She roughly grabs my junk, eliciting a squeal at a pitch higher than I thought I could make >"What say we skip the foreplay and just get right down to business, hmm?" >Finally snapping out of my "dear-in-a-headlights" routine, I push her hand away and slink out from under her >"Actually, I have a girlfriend, so-" >"I wasn't asking if you had a girlfriend little man!" the wolf shouts as she crouches down, hands raised like she's about to pounce me, "I was telling you. You and Valerie are gonna have some fun." >scared out of my mind but finally remembering the bottle in my possession, I spray it at her face as she slowly approaches >"OH, JESUS FUCK" she cries, recoiling and holding her snout >"FUCKING ALEXEI AND HIS FUCKING BULLSHIT SPRAY GOD DAMNIT" >She shakes her head about wildly trying to rid herself of the scent as a familiar voice approaches from the stairs >"Hey! Leave him alone!" I hear Stephanie shout as she gets between me and Valerie >the two of them start trading growls, howls and insults as I take the opportunity to finally unlock my apartment and slink inside >Seven days until my girlfriend arrives and, according to Alexei, I can relax. >It's going to be a rough week. To be continued...