>It was a slow Saturday night at the dorms >Your partners in crime, Brad and Thad, had left to see their families for the holidays and you didn't want to head to the bars alone >You might not be having a good time but you didn't need to have a good time to get drunk >Halfway through your glass of vodka sprite an idea struck you >Why not mess with those nerd bitches on Furchan? >Those girls might be spergy misandrists but you've seen enough threads derailed by cocklust to know their base instincts often won out over their prejudices >You knew what to do >Peeling off your shirt you sat down at your desk >You strategically unbuttoned your pants to reveal a tantalizing glimpse of your briefs-covered nethers >Finally, to top it all off, you took a sharpie and wrote "Hi /v/ :)" onto your chest >You opened the site up and navigated to the prime board for shitposting. The board was ostensibly a place for nerds to argue over their cringy nerdshit of choice but in practice it was a dumping ground for bitter weirdos who seemed determined to discuss anything besides the board's eponymous topic >You quickly posed for the camera >That'll do >You promptly uploaded it onto the board with the caption "What's your favorite game with human bois in it?" >Within a few seconds of posting you got a reply >Before you could finish reading it a second reply came in >And then another >Soon the posts began flooding in, to the point you couldn't keep up >Most of the messages were pretty similar anyway >Beyond a few [SURE SMELLS LIKE VIDEO GAMES IN HERE] and [Why are m*n such whores?] posts the overwhelming majority of replies were desperate attempts to get something more >[PLEASE BE IN LONDON] >[>Show us your dick slut] >[I see you're a male gamer. 'tis an awesome thing to see!] >More interesting to you, however, were the unsolicited selfies that came rolling in >An otter's Kingdom Hearts hoodie pulled up to reveal a modest pair of Cs >A poodle with a Black Sun flag on her wall tugging on her nipple piercings >A bespectacled deer, pants halfway down her thighs, flaunting her hairless pussy in the mirror of what looked like a school restroom >And finally a boar with breasts nearly the size of your head. One of the few consolations of being a fat chick, you supposed >Finally, just before the thread hit bump limit, the thread vanished >The mod must have finished getting off >A message from her in the ban window read "Please just go to /soc/ next time. Also you're only 2 counties away from me hmu 738-456-1453"