rescued a few quotes

mojolicious · Aug 24, 2012 · 8f781d1 · 8f781d1
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diff --git a/lib/Mojo/Collection.pm b/lib/Mojo/Collection.pm
@@ -5,6 +5,7 @@ use overload
   '""'     => sub { shift->join("\n") },
   fallback => 1;
 
+# "Sweet Zombie Jesus!"
 use Exporter 'import';
 use List::Util;
 use Mojo::ByteStream;
@@ -50,6 +51,8 @@ sub map {
   return $self->new(map { $_->$cb } @$self);
 }
 
+# "Facts are meaningless.
+#  You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!"
 sub pluck {
   my ($self, $method, @args) = @_;
   return $self->map(sub { $_->$method(@args) });
@@ -60,6 +63,9 @@ sub reverse {
   return $self->new(reverse @$self);
 }
 
+# "You told Bart to kiss that girl?
+#  Why not encourage him to knock her out and drag her to a cave?
+#  Second base? Oh, Bart is a little too young for that."
 sub shuffle {
   my $self = shift;
   return $self->new(List::Util::shuffle @$self);

diff --git a/lib/Mojo/Date.pm b/lib/Mojo/Date.pm
@@ -57,6 +57,8 @@ sub parse {
   return $self;
 }
 
+# "But going through a divorce together,
+#  you can't pretend that didn't bring us closer together."
 sub to_string {
   my $self = shift;
 

diff --git a/lib/Mojo/IOLoop.pm b/lib/Mojo/IOLoop.pm
@@ -69,6 +69,7 @@ sub client {
   return $id;
 }
 
+# "I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows."
 sub delay {
   my $self = shift;
   $self = $self->singleton unless ref $self;
@@ -207,6 +208,7 @@ sub _id {
   return $id;
 }
 
+# "She is well traveled, and I don't mean she travels a lot."
 sub _manage {
   my $self = shift;
 
@@ -243,6 +245,10 @@ sub _not_accepting {
   $_->stop for values %{$self->{servers} || {}};
 }
 
+# "I am trying to save myself from going to Hell.
+#  Jews don't believe in Hell.
+#  No Hell! Thank you kid, you made my day.
+#  *heads over to the Gaza Strip Club*"
 sub _remove {
   my ($self, $id) = @_;
 

diff --git a/lib/Mojo/Reactor.pm b/lib/Mojo/Reactor.pm
@@ -5,6 +5,9 @@ use Carp 'croak';
 use IO::Poll qw(POLLERR POLLHUP POLLIN);
 use Mojo::Loader;
 
+# "This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.
+#  And then the battle is not so bad?
+#  Oh, right. I forgot about the battle."
 sub detect {
   my $try = $ENV{MOJO_REACTOR} || 'Mojo::Reactor::EV';
   return Mojo::Loader->new->load($try) ? 'Mojo::Reactor::Poll' : $try;

diff --git a/lib/Mojo/Server.pm b/lib/Mojo/Server.pm
@@ -14,6 +14,9 @@ sub new {
   return $self;
 }
 
+# "Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't,
+#  it's that girls should stick to girls sports,
+#  such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such."
 sub build_app {
   my ($self, $app) = @_;
   local $ENV{MOJO_EXE};

diff --git a/lib/Mojolicious/Routes/Route.pm b/lib/Mojolicious/Routes/Route.pm
@@ -158,6 +158,7 @@ sub route {
   return $route;
 }
 
+# "I guess I could part with one doomsday device and still be feared."
 sub to {
   my $self = shift;
 
@@ -236,6 +237,8 @@ sub websocket {
   return $route;
 }
 
+# "Oh no! Can we switch back using four or more bodies?
+#  I'm not sure. I'm afraid we need to use... MATH."
 sub _generate_route {
   my ($self, $methods, @args) = @_;
 

diff --git a/t/mojolicious/templates/23.html.epl b/t/mojolicious/templates/23.html.epl
@@ -1,3 +1 @@
-%# "Facts are meaningless.
-%#  You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!"
 %= 20 + 3
diff --git a/t/mojolicious/templates/exception.html.epl b/t/mojolicious/templates/exception.html.epl
@@ -1,4 +1,3 @@
-%# "Sweet Zombie Jesus!"
 % my $self = shift;
 % if ($self->app->mode eq 'development') {
 %= $self->stash('exception')->message

diff --git a/t/mojolicious/templates/exception.testing.html.ep b/t/mojolicious/templates/exception.testing.html.ep
@@ -1,4 +1 @@
-%# "You told Bart to kiss that girl?
-%#  Why not encourage him to knock her out and drag her to a cave?
-%#  Second base? Oh, Bart is a little too young for that."
 Testing <%= $exception->message %>!
diff --git a/t/mojolicious/templates/foo/bar/index.html.epl b/t/mojolicious/templates/foo/bar/index.html.epl
@@ -1,3 +1,2 @@
-%# "She is well traveled, and I don't mean she travels a lot."
 % my $c = shift;
 Hello Mojo from the other template <%= $c->url_for %>!
diff --git a/t/mojolicious/templates/foo/index.html.xpl b/t/mojolicious/templates/foo/index.html.xpl
@@ -1,5 +1,3 @@
-%# "But going through a divorce together,
-%#  you can't pretend that didn't bring us closer together."
 % my $c = shift;
 % $c->stash(handler => 'epl');
 Hello Mojo from the template <%= $c->url_for %>! <%= $c->stash('msg') %>
diff --git a/t/mojolicious/templates/layouts/default.html.epl b/t/mojolicious/templates/layouts/default.html.epl
@@ -1,5 +1,3 @@
-%# "I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks *and*
-%#  blows."
 % my $self = shift;
 <!DOCTYPE html>
 <html>

diff --git a/t/mojolicious/templates/layouts/green.html.epl b/t/mojolicious/templates/layouts/green.html.epl
@@ -1,6 +1,3 @@
-%# "This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.
-%#  And then the battle is not so bad?
-%#  Oh, right. I forgot about the battle."
 % my $self = shift;
 <!DOCTYPE html>
 <html>

diff --git a/t/mojolicious/templates/not_found.testing.html.ep b/t/mojolicious/templates/not_found.testing.html.ep
@@ -1,5 +1 @@
-%# "I am trying to save myself from going to Hell.
-%#  Jews don't believe in Hell.
-%#  No Hell! Thank you kid, you made my day.
-%#  *heads over to the Gaza Strip Club*"
 Testing not found!
diff --git a/t/mojolicious/templates/syntaxerror.html.epl b/t/mojolicious/templates/syntaxerror.html.epl
@@ -1,4 +1 @@
-%# "Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't,
-%#  it's that girls should stick to girls sports,
-%#  such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such."
 % {
diff --git a/t/mojolicious/templates/withlayout.html.epl b/t/mojolicious/templates/withlayout.html.epl
@@ -1,3 +1,2 @@
-%# "I guess I could part with one doomsday device and still be feared."
 % shift->stash(layout => 'green');
 Seems to work!
diff --git a/t/mojolicious/templates2/42.html.ep b/t/mojolicious/templates2/42.html.ep
@@ -1,3 +1 @@
-%# "Oh no! Can we switch back using four or more bodies?
-%#  I'm not sure. I'm afraid we need to use... MATH."
 The answer is <%= 40 + 2 %>.