bring back a few quotes

mojolicious · Aug 30, 2012 · 9514dc3 · 9514dc3
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diff --git a/lib/Mojo.pm b/lib/Mojo.pm
@@ -1,6 +1,8 @@
 package Mojo;
 use Mojo::Base -base;
 
+# "Professor: These old Doomsday devices are dangerously unstable. I'll rest
+#             easier not knowing where they are."
 use Carp 'croak';
 use Mojo::Home;
 use Mojo::Log;

diff --git a/lib/Mojo/DOM.pm b/lib/Mojo/DOM.pm
@@ -6,6 +6,8 @@ use overload
   '""'     => sub { shift->to_xml },
   fallback => 1;
 
+# "Fry: This snow is beautiful. I'm glad global warming never happened.
+#  Leela: Actually, it did. But thank God nuclear winter canceled it out."
 use Carp 'croak';
 use Mojo::Collection;
 use Mojo::DOM::CSS;

diff --git a/lib/Mojo/IOLoop.pm b/lib/Mojo/IOLoop.pm
@@ -1,6 +1,8 @@
 package Mojo::IOLoop;
 use Mojo::Base -base;
 
+# "Professor: Amy, technology isn't intrinsically good or evil. It's how it's
+#             used. Like the death ray."
 use Carp 'croak';
 use Mojo::IOLoop::Client;
 use Mojo::IOLoop::Delay;

diff --git a/lib/Mojo/Server/Hypnotoad.pm b/lib/Mojo/Server/Hypnotoad.pm
@@ -1,6 +1,8 @@
 package Mojo::Server::Hypnotoad;
 use Mojo::Base -base;
 
+# "Bender: I was God once.
+#  God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well, until everyone died."
 use Cwd 'abs_path';
 use Fcntl ':flock';
 use File::Basename 'dirname';

diff --git a/lib/Mojo/Server/Morbo.pm b/lib/Mojo/Server/Morbo.pm
@@ -1,6 +1,9 @@
 package Mojo::Server::Morbo;
 use Mojo::Base -base;
 
+# "Linda: With Haley's Comet out of ice, Earth is experiencing the devastating
+#         effects of sudden, intense global warming.
+#  Morbo: Morbo is pleased but sticky."
 use Mojo::Home;
 use Mojo::Server::Daemon;
 use POSIX 'WNOHANG';

diff --git a/lib/Mojo/UserAgent.pm b/lib/Mojo/UserAgent.pm
@@ -1,6 +1,8 @@
 package Mojo::UserAgent;
 use Mojo::Base 'Mojo::EventEmitter';
 
+# "Fry: Since when is the Internet about robbing people of their privacy?
+#  Bender: August 6, 1991."
 use Carp 'croak';
 use List::Util 'first';
 use Mojo::IOLoop;

diff --git a/lib/Mojolicious.pm b/lib/Mojolicious.pm
@@ -1,6 +1,7 @@
 package Mojolicious;
 use Mojo::Base 'Mojo';
 
+# "Fry: Shut up and take my money!"
 use Carp 'croak';
 use Mojo::Exception;
 use Mojolicious::Commands;

diff --git a/lib/Mojolicious/Lite.pm b/lib/Mojolicious/Lite.pm
@@ -1,6 +1,7 @@
 package Mojolicious::Lite;
 use Mojo::Base 'Mojolicious';
 
+# "Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass!"
 use File::Basename 'dirname';
 use File::Spec::Functions 'catdir';
 use Mojo::UserAgent;

diff --git a/lib/Test/Mojo.pm b/lib/Test/Mojo.pm
@@ -1,6 +1,13 @@
 package Test::Mojo;
 use Mojo::Base -base;
 
+# "Amy: He knows when you are sleeping.
+#  Professor: He knows when you're on the can.
+#  Leela: He'll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan.
+#  Zoidberg: Oh.
+#  Hermes: You'd better not breathe, you'd better not move.
+#  Bender: You're better off dead, I'm telling you, dude.
+#  Fry: Santa Claus is gunning you down!"
 use Mojo::IOLoop;
 use Mojo::Message::Response;
 use Mojo::Server;