a few more quotes

mojolicious · Aug 29, 2012 · 4626da7 · 4626da7
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diff --git a/lib/Mojo/IOLoop.pm b/lib/Mojo/IOLoop.pm
@@ -1,8 +1,8 @@
 package Mojo::IOLoop;
 use Mojo::Base -base;
 
-# "Professor: Amy, technology isn't intrinsically good or evil. It's all in
-#             how you use it, Like the death ray."
+# "Professor: Amy, technology isn't intrinsically good or bad. It's all in how
+#             you use it, like the death ray."
 use Carp 'croak';
 use Mojo::IOLoop::Client;
 use Mojo::IOLoop::Delay;

diff --git a/lib/Mojo/IOLoop/Delay.pm b/lib/Mojo/IOLoop/Delay.pm
@@ -2,11 +2,11 @@ package Mojo::IOLoop::Delay;
 use Mojo::Base 'Mojo::EventEmitter';
 
 # "Professor: Behold, a time traveling machine.
-#     Bender: Time? I can't go back there!
+#  Bender:    Time? I can't go back there!
 #  Professor: Ah, but this machine only goes forward in time, so you won't be
 #             able to change history or do something disgusting like sleep
 #             with your own grandmother.
-#        Fry: I wouldn't wanna do that again."
+#  Fry:       I wouldn't wanna do that again."
 use Mojo::IOLoop;
 
 has ioloop => sub { Mojo::IOLoop->singleton };

diff --git a/lib/Mojo/Reactor.pm b/lib/Mojo/Reactor.pm
@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
 package Mojo::Reactor;
 use Mojo::Base 'Mojo::EventEmitter';
 
-# "Fry: This snow is beautiful. I'm glad global warming never happened.
+# "Fry:   This snow is beautiful. I'm glad global warming never happened.
 #  Leela: Actually, it did. But thank God nuclear winter canceled it out."
 use Carp 'croak';
 use IO::Poll qw(POLLERR POLLHUP POLLIN);

diff --git a/lib/Mojo/Server/Hypnotoad.pm b/lib/Mojo/Server/Hypnotoad.pm
@@ -2,7 +2,7 @@ package Mojo::Server::Hypnotoad;
 use Mojo::Base -base;
 
 # "Bender: You know, I was God once.
-#  God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well, until everyone died."
+#  God:    Yes, I saw. You were doing well, until everyone died."
 use Cwd 'abs_path';
 use Fcntl ':flock';
 use File::Basename 'dirname';

diff --git a/lib/Mojolicious/Commands.pm b/lib/Mojolicious/Commands.pm
@@ -1,6 +1,7 @@
 package Mojolicious::Commands;
 use Mojo::Base 'Mojolicious::Command';
 
+# "Bender: I'm Bender, baby, please insert liquor!"
 use Getopt::Long
   qw(GetOptions :config no_auto_abbrev no_ignore_case pass_through);
 use Mojo::Server;

diff --git a/lib/Mojolicious/Lite.pm b/lib/Mojolicious/Lite.pm
@@ -1,6 +1,13 @@
 package Mojolicious::Lite;
 use Mojo::Base 'Mojolicious';
 
+# "Professor: Good news, everyone! The university is bringing me on
+#             disciplinary charges. Wait, that's not good news at all.
+#  Leela:     Whatever you did, professor, I'm sure there's a reasonable
+#             explanation.
+#  Professor: Yes, but they won't listen! Everybody's always in favor of
+#             saving Hitler's brain. But when you put it in the body of a
+#             great white shark, uuuh, suddenly you've gone too far.
 use File::Basename 'dirname';
 use File::Spec::Functions 'catdir';
 use Mojo::UserAgent;

diff --git a/lib/Mojolicious/Plugins.pm b/lib/Mojolicious/Plugins.pm
@@ -1,7 +1,8 @@
 package Mojolicious::Plugins;
 use Mojo::Base 'Mojo::EventEmitter';
 
-# "Bender: I'm Bender, baby, please insert liquor!"
+# "Bender: Yeah, well... I'm gonna go build my own theme park, with blackjack
+#          and hookers! In fact, forget the park!"
 use Mojo::Util 'camelize';
 
 has namespaces => sub { ['Mojolicious::Plugin'] };

diff --git a/lib/Mojolicious/Renderer.pm b/lib/Mojolicious/Renderer.pm
@@ -2,7 +2,7 @@ package Mojolicious::Renderer;
 use Mojo::Base -base;
 
 # "Computer: Also you have a rectangular object in your colon.
-#  Hermes: That's a calculator. I ate it to gain its power."
+#  Hermes:   That's a calculator. I ate it to gain its power."
 use File::Spec::Functions 'catfile';
 use Mojo::Cache;
 use Mojo::JSON;

diff --git a/lib/Test/Mojo.pm b/lib/Test/Mojo.pm
@@ -1,13 +1,13 @@
 package Test::Mojo;
 use Mojo::Base -base;
 
-# "Amy: He knows when you are sleeping,
-#  Farnsworth: He knows when you're on the can,
-#  Leela: He'll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan.
-#  Zoidberg: Oh,
-#  Hermes: You'd better not breathe, you'd better not move,
-#  Bender: You're better off dead, I'm telling you, dude.
-#  Fry: Santa Claus is gunning you down!"
+# "Amy:       He knows when you are sleeping,
+#  Professor: He knows when you're on the can,
+#  Leela:     He'll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan.
+#  Zoidberg:  Oh,
+#  Hermes:    You'd better not breathe, you'd better not move,
+#  Bender:    You're better off dead, I'm telling you, dude.
+#  Fry:       Santa Claus is gunning you down!"
 use Mojo::IOLoop;
 use Mojo::Message::Response;
 use Mojo::Server;